Magazines for online dating
It's a little weird at first, trusting a computer algorithm to pair you off.
I started watching women and seeing patterns instead of people: Not to get all Louis C. here, but online dating is some radically underrated, the-future-is-now stuff.
Besides: Effortless rejection is one of online dating's great achievements.
Escaping...a bad first date: Dinner is too much of a time commitment and coffee is for work associates, so you're asking her to have a drink with you.
Don't just ignore her message—text her and explain directly (but gently) that it just didn't click for you. When I finally logged on, I found out that they were right: It's all of that. The number of profiles I could scroll through was overwhelming.
It was a Whole Foods of my own sexual imagination—and I was shopping on an empty stomach.
I have a job that sucks, but I won't bitch about it too much.